Yup, you got a good knack for skit writing! I could imagine a real weatherman/woman reading that straight, even the fake anguish over the situation.
Who knew there would be an official Tweet, anything? Talk about bypassing the press... I usually go here http://www.drudgereport.com/ and a way crappier one for things in my state and county.
VicariousE
Man, everything on the radio and TV is insane. Hope you make it big in the twooter world, I hear it has twatters, too.
Yomuchan
Well, I really like how it delivers relevant news right to me. Not sure if I can make it big, though. Eh, but who knows?
... and now, today's weather forecast.
Terror. Terror in the night. The whipping, howling unforgiving winds crash into the clouds, and rain falls no matter where you turn! There is no escape, no escaping the true horror! A sudden silence!
And screaming thunder!, lightning! floods! tornadoes! pestilence! fire! earthquake!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGH!
... giving way to a hazy afternoon sunshine. I'll be back with the five-day weather forecast, after this.