(fucks sake I can't believe I fucked up the schedule and overshot by a week)

20 years and one week(maybe, I think, sorta) ago, the first forkheads crew released this wild piece of gaming history that would change the world forever.

lol jk it was just random stupid fun. Despite the simple idea, the lolsorandom story did set off what I think is one of the most long-lasting eroge series on newgrounds. It was made in a time when animesque 'sim date' series were taking their first steps and the first sex kitten game's stupid, yet memorable dialog, a-to-b plotline and the ease playing through this game gave generations of newgrounders the first glimpse into the world of chaotic stupid that would be the signature of this series to this very day.

And it would inspire this idiot to start learning the secrets of Flash.

And whooeeey what a mess that was! I did not stop even when Adobe retired the flash player system as a whole.

NEVER GONNA STOP, and in the immortal words of Hanzo... NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNERVERI'LLEATYOUREYESOCKETS.

also OCTOFUCKER POTATO CANNON

Despite the fact the series is just one year off from buying beers, it's still fondly remembered, and this scene:

got a shoutout on this video.

... I want to poke that thing in the cheek but I know she'll probably maul me with a sledgehammer AND a chainsaw.

My sides are probably orbiting the Small Magellan Cloud after hearing her voice rendition.

... or does she sound EVEN MORE SUPA-HYPED UP? That's INSANE!

Speaking of Insanity, it's come to my attention that the Sex Kitten: Insanity! game is no longer available on newgrounds. It's unfortunate that the original forkheads crew didn't give me the *.fla for this project, so I can't really change the audio or anything to fix that.

So, for now, I recommend using this wayback machine link as an alternative. Not to worry, they've got ruffle too.

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So, what's next on our legendary idiot hero's journey? Did his life go out in a blaze of glory after the events of Sex Kitten 10?

Nah.

Sure, 2023 didn't get a game release but blame that on my IRL; after many years of the average office worker's life, I finally managed to swim up the corporate stream and into the Director Zone. No, no, not the

GREAT DIRECTOR WATANABE

sorta director, more of an assistant director who actually has to do all the directing while the Director has to deal with things like the recent PR fallout due to the CrowdStrike cyberFUBAR. It's a pretty nice job, but given that there's a lot of work to do... well, my free time kinda took a nosedive LOL.

So yeah, that PRRRRRRRRRROMOTIONS meant a lot of work while the company finally made it back to pre Corona-chan world tour 2020 at the end of 2023. With all that hard work outta the way, I've started working on the next stupid Sex Kitten adventure. Sex Kitten 10 ended on a cliffhanger, and things stayed that way for a bit, but no more!

Look forward to playing this fiery mess this summer or the Australian summer of 2024 (if I somehow fuck up my schedule and workflows yet again)!.

Possibly.