...the sequel to Sex Kitten: Prison Break.

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THE STORY SO FAR (I think)

In the last episode, our idiot hero (YOU!) somehow broke out of a maximum security prison where you were imprisoned for your insane shenanigans.

However, your girlfriend, Slutty McSlut carried out a PMS-fueled rampage while you were zonked out on DMT (and probably JD), and the end result was that YOU became the target of a nationwide manhunt.

Thus, you two make your way to Mexico, in an effort to get away from the ever-tightening noose of the Federal Rape-Me-in-the-Ass Bureau of Investigation. However, much to your chagrin, you find that McSlut has used your meager savings to buy a fuckton of coke, and is currently quite high and prone to raping everything she sees (yes).

So, once again, you must set out to earn enough money, stuff and magic good to cross the border and escape to Mexico in another stupid and nonsensical Sex Kitten adventure!.

Good luck!

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I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who's made this project leap alive from the development room, to your hands today.

Programming: Yom

Programming (much needed) assistance: Loliparpol.

Art: Google search, Gelbooru and Yom.

Extra art: Yom, Parpol, Dietcoke.

Voice talent: Hanzo, Seika and Kurosaki

Cameo assistance and advice: Fucklard, Rai-chan, Alice, OJJ and Loliparpol.

Advice: Seika, Parpol, AFH and Hanzo.

Foods: Shiya and Chaos

That one guy who ate all our pringles: AFH.

Last but not least, thanks to Klacid and TENT for letting me continue their work!.

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What, you're still here? Ah, go on and play this already!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605562

... I've started work on the sequel to Sex Kitten, Prison Break.

Stay tuned.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/603140

Leave me some good reviews, ok?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgy_DwYWyZk

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA!!!

The silence is broken, with EVA7 finally hitting NG!.

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Our story starts on this lone chunk of the earth, floating in deep space...

It has been 9 years since Asuka and Shinji were left floating on said chunk of the world Shinji blew up for some reason. They have been arguing all this time, and at long last, the ever-patient Rei is sick and tired of their bullshit. In a bid to humiliate either of them, Rei threatens them into playing strip blackjack.

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The rules are simple.

1) Don't let the total value of your cards go over 21.
2) Don't let your opponent have a higher value of cards than yours.
3) Score 21 with two cards to win instantly (and get one unit of cloth back).

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Controls
Shuffle and Go: Randomizes all cards.
Hit: Draws an extra card.
Stay: Keeps your current hand. If your total is below 22, you can draw another card. If you hit above 21, you lose.

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Special shout-out goes to loliparpol, whose superior arty skills pulled this game from dev hell to the finished projects. And a big thanks to the crew at FH for the blooper ideas and such. Another shoutout to Kurosaki and Veechan for the voiceacting! You've made this game so much better than envisioned.

Now go on ahead and try to win!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/600131

PS: Click the eyeball when the game is loaded for hidden fun stuff!

THEY CALLED ME CRAZY! I'LL SHOW THEM JUST HOW CRAAAAAAAZY I CAN BE!

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Well, 2 months of non-stop frenzy-state working, and we're finally here.

What started off as idle idea-jostling on the ideas team, quickly turned into a bet, and a substantial challenge. I'd like to thank Sim_man for actually triggering the debate with his epic project.

...WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?!

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MLP, the Sim Date, puts you in the sho-uh hooves of either Twilight Sparkle or Fluttershy, the 'easy' and 'hard' modes, respectively. As Celestia tells you in the intro scene, you have 100 days to get some ta- uh, I mean, make some friends. Along the way, you'll explore a (not so)faithfully rendered world of Equestria. Try not to die!

...You have infinite retries, though, so if you're curious, go on and tell Pinkie Pie that you have tennis balls in your pants. No one's stopping ya.

Gah, let's be done with the fancy talk. You came here to play a game, not read my nonsensical and boring rants. Enjoy, and don't forget to leave a review!. I'm still a rookie at this game developing shenanigans, and I'd love to hear your feedback.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598754

Once I get an idea in my head, I never quit!.

Summer's coming up and you know what that means...

MEGAPROJECT SUMMER 2012!. Watch the skies, boyo. This is an air show you DON'T wanna miss!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/
84/Evillaugh.ogg

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8478ee65361c 360658ae9fccd69934da

That's what happened to the site header.

Ha ha ha!

I made a random flash to celebrate.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/8c507ca669ec 63a74042de0a3ff6f180.swf

And yes, this means I'll work on flash more, instead of schoolwork. I have one week.

Because, damn. Sudden influx of new users in my hometown.