I'm so happy, I could scream. And scream I shall.

The war is over... for now. The forces of Evil have been driven back from Sol-3 "Terra". They will return, ever greedy to impose their boring and otherwise unremarkable regime over the Free World. But for now, it is a time to rest.

With the invading exam army now destroyed, the blessed light of SUMMER VACATION touches the land.

And what better way to start off summer vacation, than with a SUMMER VACATION COLLAB?! That's right - YOU are invited to take part in this year's FH flash collab!

In other news, now that exams are over, Development of Mindfuck will proceed as keikaku! Interested in helping? Read the first post that details the plan so far, and dive right in! Trivia, Pics, ideas and more all welcome!

Speaking of development, since there's no major projects after Mindfuck, It's time I finished something I shoulda finished years ago - Danananaaa, NEGIMA SIM DATE!

This is gonna be the best fucking summer vacation ever.

It's exam season, and I'll be cramming for it. Exams starts on June 2, and goes until June 10.

Just in time for summer vacation!.

See y'all after June 10!.

Lets just sidestep the boring junk often found in the average mass-produced valentine's day card (since we all know you hate that crud), and get to the real reason why I'm posting this.

That's right! To give you all a PRESENT!

Don't believe me? Take a look here!

Yes, that's what you think it is. A freeware copy of the first Elder Scrolls game ever to be developed.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

PS: Have an extra screenshot.
PSS: You need DOSBOX to play this game.

Taking its name from the legendary Forkheads hosted at Forumarena Galaxy; this fighting ground puts together the forkheads crew, and fighters from all over the cosmos seeking fame and fortune. Of course, this attracts spectators; and more importantly, gamblers. That kind of thing's good for the economy, ya know?

Rules:
1) All fights are played by the computer at max-level AI. Once two people go in, only one comes out.

2) Once a fight is started, only when one side is defeated, can the fight stop. No fight throwing.

Gambling rules:
1) You must declare your gambling, and declare how much you have bet on which fighter winning. You cannot change your bet after teh fight starts.
2) You must purchase an Arena Ticket to gamble. Arena tickets are limited; but are in the shop.
Gambling payout will be calculated by the following formulas:

Regular Fights (Your bet*2)-1200.
Quarterfinals Fights (Your bet*4)-1800.
Semifinals Fights (Your bet*8)-2600.
Final Fight (Your bet*10)-3300.

Yes, if you bet too low, and even if your fighter wins the match, YOU CAN LOSE MONEYS. SO PLAY IT WITH HIGH STAKES AND PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT.

Anyone wishing to join the tourney may post here.

The Rookie cup is under way!

DONT MISS IT!

And this one shall be a technical masterpiece.

Wish us luck.

In an alternate universe, far away from the current shenanigans of our trouble-magnet hero as he somehow escaped to Mexico, a new adventure is continuing...

In the last episode of Sex Kitten RPG, our hero managed to collect the OMGWTFBBQ stones and was last seen entering a mysterious, pulsating gate.

What happens next? Find out in the sequel!.

Development tracker as of 20-Jan-2013

Game Engine planning: 100%
Game engine: PAC and RPG
Intro scene: 100%
Graphics: 38%
Script: 30%
Music: 100%
Reward System: 15%
MAP: 0.5%

Credits----
Coding: YomToxic
Scriptwriting: AFH
Imagehunter: AFH
Aesthetics: Chaos,
Arts: Parpolz
Music: Lime, Klacid

Overall: 41%!

Blah blah crappy hosting.

Oh well. One "Polite" letter sent.

At least the offsite chat's not bugged up... for now.

EDIT 5 hours later:
It's back online. I'm not taking any chances. Backing up stuff now.

I got a box. Just one box. Full of videogames... this year.

So yeah, This year's Christmas Card will be late by one day... sorry about that. =]

Stuff got (In no particular order)

MDK (THE AGE OF LEGENDS HAS COME BACK!)
Metal Slug Anthology (GOOD TIMES!)
Metal Gear Solid 1 (EVEN MORE GOOD TIMES!)
Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence (STEALTH!)
Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth II (GOOD TIMES!)
Tropico 3
GTA: Chinatown Wars
Chrono Trigger (DS) (My friends say this thing is awesome. Can't wait to play it.)
Pokemon Platinum
Pokemon Ranger (DS)

I was minding my own business, working on Sex Kitten RPG's sequel, when some sort of planet destroying thingy appeared and threatened to destroy the world. Naturally, I was pissed off and after drawing up a crappy space-fighter jet, me and a close friend went to destroy the evil force threatening our planet.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/608170

With this done, back to work for me!.

...the sequel to Sex Kitten: Prison Break.

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THE STORY SO FAR (I think)

In the last episode, our idiot hero (YOU!) somehow broke out of a maximum security prison where you were imprisoned for your insane shenanigans.

However, your girlfriend, Slutty McSlut carried out a PMS-fueled rampage while you were zonked out on DMT (and probably JD), and the end result was that YOU became the target of a nationwide manhunt.

Thus, you two make your way to Mexico, in an effort to get away from the ever-tightening noose of the Federal Rape-Me-in-the-Ass Bureau of Investigation. However, much to your chagrin, you find that McSlut has used your meager savings to buy a fuckton of coke, and is currently quite high and prone to raping everything she sees (yes).

So, once again, you must set out to earn enough money, stuff and magic good to cross the border and escape to Mexico in another stupid and nonsensical Sex Kitten adventure!.

Good luck!

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I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who's made this project leap alive from the development room, to your hands today.

Programming: Yom

Programming (much needed) assistance: Loliparpol.

Art: Google search, Gelbooru and Yom.

Extra art: Yom, Parpol, Dietcoke.

Voice talent: Hanzo, Seika and Kurosaki

Cameo assistance and advice: Fucklard, Rai-chan, Alice, OJJ and Loliparpol.

Advice: Seika, Parpol, AFH and Hanzo.

Foods: Shiya and Chaos

That one guy who ate all our pringles: AFH.

Last but not least, thanks to Klacid and TENT for letting me continue their work!.

...

What, you're still here? Ah, go on and play this already!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/605562

... I've started work on the sequel to Sex Kitten, Prison Break.

Stay tuned.