So, back when I had 222 fans, I jibed about having to work on 4 projects when I hit 444 fans. How quickly time flies, huh? It seems like we've just hit the 444 fan milestone and-

*dies suddenly, gets thrown out of a window, and gets run over by a funeral hearse, and then an ambulance.*

BAD END.

...

Naaaaaaaaah screw that.

So, projects. Allright.

I've got four projects in the works - as promised.
First is a short VN project I'm working on - while it's not a newgrounds exclusive, you guys will get to have some dark jokes to laugh at when I'm done with it.

Second is one of those classic sex kitten games y'all don't seem to get enough of. This time, we join our two idiot zeroes on a trip to DANANANANA THE FAR EAST. Are you a bad enough dude to enter the land of Tofu Town and defeat the evil Teriyaki Triad? (description may not be accurate.)

Third is a project I hijacked from a skilled sprite artist who has ceased to be - a complete guide to sprite movies! Because, hey, this sort of thing needs to happen more often. Read through this, and you'll be cooking 'em up sprite movies in no time. This one, is a newgrounds exclusive.

Finally, NSD. Negima Sim Date. This one's special to me. How long have we been working on it? Has it been 7 years already? A vast game, so complex that it makes Sex Kitten RPG2 look like a flipbook. I'm not sure if I can finish it, but I'll do what I can. And if I can't do it, I'll figure something out.

That's that for what's important. Other shit that no one cares about, like how college is evil, and growing up sucks and other such miscellanea is better off not mentioned because hey, whining wont solve anything. Now, doing awesome shit and pissing off terrorists and the bad guys WILL!.

See y'all at level 27.

I maded a tumblr thing. Probably gonna rig it with hentai and NG stuff once I figure out how to mess around with stuff.

http://yomuchan.tumblr.com/

#triggerwarning, #triggerwarning everywhere.

Lets see how badly my second experiment with social media goes...

Created for a certain day of a certain month, our somewhat unwilling idiot hero, now quite genre-savvy after all his adventures, is thrown kicking and screaming into the latest release of Sex Kitten: Insane Asylum!

Can you sneak, fast-talk, stab and shoot your way out of this Insane Asylum that seems hellbent on lobotomizing you with a chainsaw? Your only hope of escaping is to increase your magic good by doing stupid things, and hoping McSlut catches scent of your magic good once you manage to get out into the open!

TIP: Floor 0 is heavily patrolled. You'll probably get spotted unless you have a disguise. And you do not wander into a lobotomy room in your regular threads. You will be KILL by mad doctors.

I hope you all enjoy this game as much as I had fun coding it!
And by that I mean a lot.

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Also there is no secret basement. Stop asking. 9_6

File size is 5.50Mb

Play it here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/655544
 

In his hands are arcane devices, non-euclidean geometric tools and magitechnological wonders of the last age.

YomToxic has claimed a flash workstation!

YomToxic works furiously!

"Sim date...." he mutters as he works.

So, here we are - at the end of the plan. Things could have gone better, but I'm satisfied with having managed to see the release of two games out of four.

Sex Kitten - Jungle Mayhem

Sex Kitten - Armageddon!

We also had plans to release a ported copy of the original game in which Slutty McSlut appeared (straight up from 1999, from a game company that no longer exists!), along with a remastered version of the original sex kitten game. However, the project director of Origins seems to be MIA for the time being - and I can't just up and release 'em without his permission. This is his hard work and I respect that.

Here's to another 10 years of Sex Kitten! *toast*

PS: He was the man who located this ancient game and brought it to us in the first place. To you, who delivered to us this Legend from before the ages of Man, I give thanks, wherever you may be!

Long ago, in the ages before profile pics, HTML5 and such, HaZard, Dazmo and Madhavi posted the first ever Sex Kitten game. The time was 2:21 PM EDT, 21 July 2004.

Fast-forward 10 years. 4 incarnations of FH and 4 generations of developers have passed.

For the first wave of products celebrating a decade of Sex Kitten, I present...

2:21 PM EDT - July 21, 2014.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/643020

Thought that was nuts? There's some more wacky products coming up! Hold onto your hats, folks!
 

I was taking a trip down memory lane, when I found this link. Turns out its a cafepress shop with Forkheads merchandise available. It was made by the previous admin of the site for the launch of the current home base, and after some unfortunate events, was forgotten during a violent purge.

http://www.cafepress.com/forkheadsnet

I guess borrowing this won't harm anyone - I'll just stick it over there, who knows? Someone might actually buy the ANGRY RED FACE ON A THONG for shits and giggles... me? I'm gonna get that mug and that TECHNO! poster.

Originally made on a whim, this flash has been given a large pool of words and phrases - finally ending with over 10 thousand possible combinations - all of them horribly hilarious, nonsensical, rude and crazy!.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/639045

Version 1.0a comes with 140 possible words per section, over ten thousand combinations for your amusement. Feel free to share what you got!

Hit the "Get" button to get a piece of information. Once your fate is clear, you can reset and start over.

And remember; much like the reset button, your fate can be changed. Have fun!

This swf file is 917 Kb.

It's been a long run, isn't it? And what a find. These last few years have been exceptionally good - finding even the Beginning, and the discovery of the true first dev team. I'm proud to have made it this far. Who coulda thought I'd even make it up to this point back in 2009?!

I can't have made it this far alone. I want to take this moment to thank everyone who's helped me come this far. The fellow dev team members, the fans, and everyone who put together the flash tutorials here on NG. I'd still be dabbling in crappy page-flippers and flash loops without ya.

No, I'm not retiring - I'm gearing up to make the next step in Forkheads' dev team; to release better, crazier and wackier games and animations! Look forward to it, everyone!

Conveniently borrowed from ye olde Newgrounds, I might add....

I assure you, this is entirely temporary - once I get another job, ads go bye bye.

PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!