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Posted by Yomuchan - January 16th, 2014


Since they know creating new laws (SOPA/CISPA/etc) wont help, they're twisting existing laws.

Clever, eh? Like an unstable virus that mutates every time a countermeasure is discovered.

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On Tuesday, the federal appeals court in Washington, D.C., trashed (PDF) the Federal Communications Commission’s “Open Internet” rules.

Translation: The judges just stabbed Net Neutrality in the eye.

Less-wonky translation: Verizon, AT&T, Time Warner Cable or whoever provides your Internet connection can now block, slow or otherwise mess with websites, apps and other services.

And the FCC—the agency that’s supposed to protect Internet users and oversee communications networks—can’t do anything about it.

Well, they can do one thing—which I’ll explain in a second.

But first …

What did the court actually say?

Let’s be clear: The court didn’t rule against Net Neutrality — that fundamental principle which ensures you can go wherever, browse whenever, and download whatever you want when you go online.

The court just invalidated the way the FCC tried to make Net Neutrality rules in a 2010 order. The judges rejected the legal framework used by the FCC and said the agency currently lacks the authority to implement and to enforce these rules.

Indeed, the court specifically stated that its “task as a reviewing court is not to assess the wisdom of the Open Internet Order regulations, but rather to determine whether the Commission has demonstrated that the regulations fall within the scope of its statutory grant of authority.”

So how did we get into this mess?

The reason the FCC’s authority to regulate broadband didn’t pass muster in court is because, under the Bush administration, the FCC abdicated its authority. At the urging of phone and cable lobbyists, the agency changed the way it treated broadband under the law. That was a huge mistake.

“We can still have Net Neutrality in America—but the FCC must reclaim its legal authority immediately.”

And so when the FCC tried to stop Comcast from blocking lawful file-sharing back in 2008, Comcast sued them claiming the agency didn’t have the authority. And Comcast won.

And when the FCC tried to implement watered-down but not completely worthless Net Neutrality rules in 2010, Verizon sued claiming they still lacked the authority. And Verizon won yesterday.

The silver lining is that there’s nothing in the court’s decision that prevents the FCC from reversing its earlier misguided decisions and treating broadband under the law as the “telecommunications service” it so obviously is.

Well, there’s nothing stopping the FCC but a lack of political will and the lobbying might of the telecom industry (which spends more to influence Washington than anybody outside the drug companies).

But both Tuesday’s decision and a prior decision by the Supreme Court in the 2005 Brand X case clearly establish that the FCC must “reclassify broadband” if it wishes to have any lasting ability to prohibit ISPs from blocking websites or discriminating against apps.

We can still have Net Neutrality in America—but the FCC must reclaim its legal authority immediately.

What if the FCC doesn’t act?

If you think cable TV sucks, just wait. ISPs like Time Warner Cable, AT&T and Verizon want to take the worst aspects of the cable system and impose them on the Internet.

Expect Internet blackouts that extend far beyond the popular content vendors, as smaller websites are caught in the crossfire. Tweets, emails and texts will be mysteriously delayed or dropped. Videos will load slowly, if at all. Websites will work fine one minute and freeze the next.

Your ISP will claim it’s not their fault, and you’ll have no idea who is to blame. You also won’t be able to vote with your feet or your wallet, because there’s no competition in broadband, and all the big ISPs will be playing this game.

You see, ISPs hate the idea that they’re nothing more than providers of “dumb pipes.” Now that they are free from any legal restraints, the ISPs will try to get Internet companies to pay extra tolls—and threaten to block or delay them if they don’t. Exclusive deals could become the norm, with AT&T exclusively bringing you Netflix, while Time Warner Cable is the sole source for YouTube.

Is that all?

Net Neutrality lowers the barriers of entry for entrepreneurs, startups and small businesses by ensuring the Web is a fair and level playing field. It’s because of Net Neutrality that small businesses and innovators have been able to thrive on the Internet. They use the Internet to reach new customers and showcase their goods, applications and services.

Without Net Neutrality, the next Google being built in a garage somewhere will never get off the ground.

And it gets worse. The court’s decision and the FCC’s bungling have put more in jeopardy than just Net Neutrality.

For example, the ruling threatens FCC efforts to modernize the universal service program to ensure that rural and low-income users are able to access affordable broadband services. We could see the progress made toward closing the digital divide come to a full stop.

And if privacy is your main concern, this ruling frees ISPs to monitor everything you do and say online—and sell that information to the highest bidder. ISPs have something that companies like Google and Facebook don’t: direct control over your connections to the Internet and the devices you use to connect to it.

So if this decision stands, it won’t be long before your ISP requires you to connect via their list of approved devices and then uses those devices to literally watch you. Forget about encryption—your ISP could require the key as condition of using its network.

Is there any hope?

Yes. The one thing, that aforementioned silver lining, is that the FCC still has the power and ability to turn this all around.

New FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler recently stated that the FCC must be able to protect broadband users and preserve the Internet’s fundamental open architecture. Now he has no other choice but to reassert the FCC’s clear authority over our nation’s communications infrastructure.

Will he do it? Not without a lot of political pressure—enough political pressure to counteract the onslaught of industry lobbyists (and hired guns and sketchy front groups) about to descend on his office.

But we’ve seen throughout the fight over Net Neutrality, the massive mobilization to stop the SOPA/PIPA Web censorship bills, and the public outcry against unchecked NSA surveillance that when millions of Internet users speak out, Washington will pay attention... maybe.

So is this the end of the Internet? Only if we let it be.

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The way I see it, here's what I think went down.

Verizon: We should have the right to throttle internet! Its OUR service!

Judge: No way, the law sa-

Verizon: Do it naow or else I'll leak proof that you whack off to badly-drawn cartoon girls!

Judge: .... okay. ;_;


Posted by Yomuchan - January 3rd, 2014


I remember the first flash I made. It was a crappy christmas card (ON ONE LAYER!!!) I made out of desperation after having a whole year without FH christmas cards. The community was stagnated - no one was willing to do anything. I was out to change that no matter what. That was 5 years ago - in 2009. How time flies when we're having fun, eh?

Things are different now. Between several successful projects, one trophy and a scrappy that's fast becoming popular on the darker side of the net, I think we did okay.

These past 5 years were crazy. I've learned a lot - and learned just how little I truly know. I've also made new friends, gotten hilarious death threats and even figured out how to do a decent battle system that's actually dynamic enough and not end up being a clickfest.

I don't intend to stop just yet. I have bigger and crazier projects to perfect!

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Some people have been asking me questions regarding monetizing the sex kitten series. They say that it's a popular staple of NG that will earn me lots of money. I have considered this conundrum, and this is my answer.

I've always held to the belief that all our productions, animations and games should be available for free, without ads and any other 'money-based' addons/DLCs. To that end, I have also kept forkheads free from ads and popup/unders. I've also turned down a broker trying to buy this domain - after saying I'd sell this site for something like a 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 euros lump sum. What we do here is for fun; I expect no financial recompense - the smiles (and occasional incoherent rage) from the audience is enough payment for me.

This was found in an ancient NG topic.

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To stick with tradition, none of the sex kitten (or sex kitten spinoffs) will have ads, nor will I earn any form of monetary profit from them. This is what Klacid wanted, and I believe that keeping the sex kitten games free and uninvolved with any form of monetization is the best way for the series.

Besides, we have two major projects planned this year. And both of them are sim-dates. We have no time to waste with meaningless money matters while there's laughs and shenanigans to do!. In fact, I have made a new year's resolution to release 24 new flashes this year in order to beat TENT's 2003 highscore. Yeap. Why bother with a trifle of money, when there's tons of laughs to be had?! Happy new year!


Posted by Yomuchan - December 4th, 2013


Well, it's been a while since I worked on a collab.

In fact, its been ten whole years since any of us on FH ever decided to work with others on a flash collab.

Well, I'm sure you're here for the new movie, so yeah. Here ya go.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/629677

Enjoy!

PS: Is it just me or is the new post system gone FUBAR?2080200_138620350073_53d9c94a03df8851ffa1efc648c320e1.jpg


Posted by Yomuchan - November 14th, 2013


And college entrance exams are over.

FREE TIME AS FAR AS MY EYES CAN SEE!!

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Time to build more weirdo games.

SECRET FACT: This is the first time this millennium I graduated from something.


Posted by Yomuchan - October 1st, 2013


Launched on October 1, 2003. It's been a wild and wacky 10 years. Between at least 100 404's, random shenanigans, war, intifadas, cotton-eyed joes and all, no one would have thought of this back when they started off. And here they are today. 10 years old, and still standing strong.

Happy birthday, 4chan. You've always been a source of cheap laughs, porn and inspiration on the go. Here's to another ten years of 4chan! Cheers, ya crazy 'tards!

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College entrance exams begin on November, so I'll be scaling down my work somewhat. But that does not mean the end of my work here; while I take a hiatus from flash shenanigans, two more people from our dev team will be taking over the production of forkheads games; say hello to AFH, and OJJ! These two wild and wacky geniuses have got 2 (count that, TWO) new games in the works, and will be released as soon as they're done!. Look forward to it!

Once exams are done with, I intend to start work on Negima Sim Date; it is time to end this once and for all. May the restless spirits of the old Dev Team find rest at long last. I'll also be working on MLP The Sim Date 2 as well. All you pony fans are just gonna looooove this.

That's that for now. Y'all take care.


Posted by Yomuchan - September 6th, 2013


In the original Sex Kitten RPG released on Dec 28, 2004, they said the story would be continued.

And now, 9 years later.... the story continues!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624747

This is it. Almost 2 years of research and development; and it's finally ready.

Sex Kitten RPG2, codenamed "Mindfuck", takes off from where our two idiot protagonists left off, walking through a strange, pulsating portal to lands unknown.

Unpredictably (or perhaps predictably?), they arrive in a strange universe that connects other realms together. Our idiot hero goes on MORE insane shenanigans in the three worlds that the 'nexus realm' connects to in a desperate attempt to return home before his violent girlfriend gets violent again..

Play through three interconnected worlds, and find a way to return home before your girlfriend Slutty McSlut loses patience with you! Good luck!

This game now has:
> An opening that will make some people smile.
>Easy mode, for kids.
> Non-standard (and sometimes hilarious) game-overs.
> A neutral ending that will create a stable time loop.
> A true ending with original McSlut hentai animation.
> A massively upgraded battle system.
> A trading quest that spans all three worlds.

Controls: Up, down, left and right on the keyboard to move your character in the game world. Click on items in the inventory window to use 'em. Medikits and Stimpacks restore your health. Remember to keep 'em handy, as the worlds in this game are really dangerous to your health.

SECRET HINT FOR PEOPLE WHO READ THESE THINGS: Click the strawberry when it is in the inventory for a surprise. People using headphones may have to mute any music to hear the result (I cant emulate surround sound with headphones). Also, having over 1100000 magic good triggers the good ending once you find the 'exit portal'.

I'd like to thank everyone who helped out with this project - from animation to ideas, from brainstorming to publishing. You know who you are! This game would not be finished if it weren't for you people.

I hope everyone has as much fun playing this game as much as I had making it!.

Enjoy!

Sex Kitten RPG2: Mindfuck NOW ONLINE!


Posted by Yomuchan - July 29th, 2013


Please let me know what you think of this latest installment of Sex Kitten goodness.

Story: In our last episode of NONSENSICAL MADNESS, our two idiot heroes somehow crossed the border TO MEXICO, and managed to evade the pursuit of the relentless ex-girlfriend, the IRS and the Feds.

Just when all seemed well, a new crisis is faced by our stalwart and brave hero! What will happen next?

NOTE: This is not Project Mindfuck. That one will be released later, when our new hentai animation artist has perfected his drawings. Don't miss it!

Special thanks to Mango-chan for letting me use your artwork!

Sex Kitten: Mesa Madness is out!


Posted by Yomuchan - June 8th, 2013


I'm so happy, I could scream. And scream I shall.

The war is over... for now. The forces of Evil have been driven back from Sol-3 "Terra". They will return, ever greedy to impose their boring and otherwise unremarkable regime over the Free World. But for now, it is a time to rest.

With the invading exam army now destroyed, the blessed light of SUMMER VACATION touches the land.

And what better way to start off summer vacation, than with a SUMMER VACATION COLLAB?! That's right - YOU are invited to take part in this year's FH flash collab!

In other news, now that exams are over, Development of Mindfuck will proceed as keikaku! Interested in helping? Read the first post that details the plan so far, and dive right in! Trivia, Pics, ideas and more all welcome!

Speaking of development, since there's no major projects after Mindfuck, It's time I finished something I shoulda finished years ago - Danananaaa, NEGIMA SIM DATE!

This is gonna be the best fucking summer vacation ever.

SUMMER VACATION AT LAST!


Posted by Yomuchan - May 13th, 2013


It's exam season, and I'll be cramming for it. Exams starts on June 2, and goes until June 10.

Just in time for summer vacation!.

See y'all after June 10!.


Posted by Yomuchan - February 13th, 2013


Lets just sidestep the boring junk often found in the average mass-produced valentine's day card (since we all know you hate that crud), and get to the real reason why I'm posting this.

That's right! To give you all a PRESENT!

Don't believe me? Take a look here!

Yes, that's what you think it is. A freeware copy of the first Elder Scrolls game ever to be developed.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

PS: Have an extra screenshot.
PSS: You need DOSBOX to play this game.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!