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[Double Date Pt.3]

Jack looks like he's had a good time. I seen those eyes before - see? One of the new lads passed his first job perfectly, so I got him an express allnighter ticket to the gentlemen's club. That's how he looks like right now. Had a real good time down in the funland district. Already more of a man than all of Whetland put together. He's gonna do amazing things in life I tell ya what.

ChazDude responds:

Good time was had by all, he's pooped.

[Internet Refugees]

I miss Forchania. For the longest time, it was the 'center of the transport world', a great central port where an enterprising trader could accomplish anything. Once known as the final boss of the internet, now they're the butt-end of many a joke. Fortunately, the great libraries have been preserved. A fascinating case study for the immunity programs, I learned much about its end. RIP.

ChazDude responds:

Redditia reigns supreme these days.

[Withdrawal]

That bad, huh?

Hey, hey hey hey. Be right back, need to place a phone call.

"Hello? Trump? You're not gonna believe this, old buddy... but there's oil in the EU and they're screaming for regime change! Yeah, how's about you, me and old man Bunchies get together and liberate the hell outta 'em? Yeah. Yeah, I'm free that day. You bring the battle group, Bunchies will bring the supply choppers and I'll bring the mercs. Cool, just like old times. See ya buddy."

Real talk, though. What's that kill switch?

[Citizenship]

Haaaaaaaaarsh. Is she the new president of the united states now?

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I'm enjoying the shutdown so far. Lots of work for PMCs, ya know? Kinda like a 'good harvest year'.

ChazDude responds:

Coincidentally I'm volunteering at a food bank from the end of the month. Need any help over there?

[10 More Things Not To Do In Britain]

#12: Run through the wheat fields. That's naughty, yo!

ChazDude responds:

#13: Mix tea with coffee.

[Fly in the Drink]

Huh, so Dave is a small bird...

ChazDude responds:

It's probably his spirit animal.

[Weapons Stash]

Ah, officer. Props for hiding behind that pole.... did you hear what I just said?

.... I see. That's unfortunate... then, I'll bid you a good day.

/shades
/MIB stick
*flooop*

There's some things you think you saw, but you did not see. Run along now.

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Moral of the story: When over there, don't talk in public about what you do, right?

[Christmas 2018]

That expression sold it for me. Merry christmas, and I hope you manage to do a lot of good stuff next year too!

On a side note, you should be careful with how the breasts roll. Its all about balance, ya know?

[Some More Cold Dangers]

#17: Take a shitton of meth and singlehandedly defeat Iztova, the national socialists, the communist faction and the neo-tomato crime organization while wearing skis.... on head.

ChazDude responds:

Neo-tomatoism really ruffles my jimmies >:I

[Midterms]

S-stay out of my way! I will not tolerate interference, especially when I'm this close to annexing the United States with my Free Cable/Fiber Deal and becoming El Presidente for Life! Nooooooooooooo! (angry old man noises)

PSA business for the crew, huh? It's new ground, but its good to see you trying all sorts of stuff with your works.