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[Road Toll]

"Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey Shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says, Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' 98
I says let them truckers roll Ten-Four"

Calculating to today's inflation rates and traffic, thats enough toll for about a week.

[Bail]

And that's why you should have diplomatic immunity, travel in a convoy of military vehicles staffed by bodyguard babes with guns.

At least they let him wear his 'bandito' eyemask in jail, right?

ChazDude responds:

The mask is part of his face :o

[10 More Things Not To Do In 'Murica]

Looking good, but don't forget #17: Break into Area 51.

ChazDude responds:

#18: Let Trump's wall hit you on the way out

[The Tories have lost their majority]

Its not over yet. They're still planning on banning encryption.

ChazDude responds:

Hopefully a few Tories see through her totalitarianism.

[Genital Erection]

UK is #27 on my annexation list - pretty low priority, so enjoy the festivities! Also Scots need a bottle of whisky in hand.

ChazDude responds:

I'd prefer you as Prime Minister to TM, honestly.

[Carl's Diagnosis]

Looks more like a case of alien seafood infestation to me, Herr Doktor.

ChazDude responds:

No medicine will cure this...

[Pokemon Go]

I quit my high-stress management job to work part time as a Pokemon Go driver. I earn MORE MONEY in less hours now. I hope Pokemon Go fad never dies out.

ChazDude responds:

Hmm...tell me more.

[copy of a copy]

The picture is slipping. The white bands are showing.

It sure is pretty, but the slip ups are there. Keep working on 'em!

2mgdaniel responds:

Thanks for taking the time to view my work

[Deaf Child - Shizuka]

ABSOLUTE TERRITORY!!!
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This is top-tier, front-page material right here. I'll give you 100 stars.

[Volter's New Weapon Pt.1]

Impressive! A weapon that shifts the target back to 2007, complete with artifacts!

SEND ME BACK! I NEED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF 2007YOM FOR BEING A SHINJI-GRADE MORON!

ChazDude responds:

I wish I had a time machine set to 2013, I need some...stuff...to sort out.